The Dragonsail Puppets Variety Show
(Adult humor.) The Dragonsail Puppets are a musical comedy ensemble featuring two dogs, a retired cat and a forceful diva.
The Dragonsail Puppets sing their rocking, funky original songs and hone their comedic craft while sailing the seas aboard the "Club Dragonsail", a huge old whaling vessel that is somewhere along the spectrum between luxury liner and rickety piece of antiquity. Upon this war-scarred ship, they entertain their "willing captives" —aka patrons who have dared to buy a ticket and take the ride —and dock every so often to regale fans in various ports.
When not on the ship, they busy themselves in their rural hometown running errands at the Pinch-My-Penny or getting styled up at the Color-Me-Crazy Salon, all in preparation for the next leg of their collective journey(s).
The Dragonsail Puppets Variety Show
ASK SURRENDA: Wise Advice For Foolish Hussies, episodes 1-5.
Surrenda, grande dame of the Dragonsail Puppets, gives much needed advice to clueless hussies, such as:
- How to properly siphon back money owed to one by a family member
- How to redeem your frizzed-out hussy hair
- How to excuse yourself when your coughing fit is getting on Surrenda's last nerve
- How to drain the life blood from a stalker
- How to bypass the procedures of the mental health industry to dump a loved one on their facility and get them out of your damn hair
You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums on all download and streaming platforms:
YouTube: https://youtube.com/DragonsailPuppets
Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dragonsail-puppets
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dragonsailpuppets
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dragonsailpuppets
Bandcamp: https://dragonsailpuppets.bandcamp.com