The Dragonsail Puppets Variety Show
(Adult humor.) The Dragonsail Puppets are a musical comedy ensemble featuring two dogs, a retired cat and a forceful diva.
The Dragonsail Puppets sing their rocking, funky original songs and hone their comedic craft while sailing the seas aboard the "Club Dragonsail", a huge old whaling vessel that is somewhere along the spectrum between luxury liner and rickety piece of antiquity. Upon this war-scarred ship, they entertain their "willing captives" —aka patrons who have dared to buy a ticket and take the ride —and dock every so often to regale fans in various ports.
When not on the ship, they busy themselves in their rural hometown running errands at the Pinch-My-Penny or getting styled up at the Color-Me-Crazy Salon, all in preparation for the next leg of their collective journey(s).
Episodes
56 episodes
50th Episode Celebration
In this episode:The Dragonsail Puppets perform "AIMLESS" and "ME IN THE MOON" from their smoking hot studio album HELIOS.Catatonia compares Surrenda's before-show pep rallies to Al Capone.Georgia Hotflash moves bac...
Inside Gummy Mind
In this episode:The Dragonsail Puppets perform "AXIS SWERVES WITHIN" and "RED GIANT" from their smoking hot studio album HELIOS.Stormcloud swallows a gummy and the entire episode takes place inside of his gummy mind.
Bad Nurse at the Funny Farm
In this episode:The Dragonsail Puppets perform "ALIEN" and "LINGERING TUNE" from their smoking hot studio album HELIOS.Catatonia suggests to Winston that he join the band, playing his mouth harp.Surrenda advises Ge...
Stone Cold Hussy
In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "PULSATIONS" and "OZYMANDIAS" from their scintillating studio albums VISION SWEEPS and HELIOS, respectively.Catatonia's mother is as dizzy as a bug in a bag of shake and ...
All About Bruce
In this episode:The Dragonsail Puppets perform "AGAIN" and "THUNDER LIZARDS" from their scintillating studio album VISION SWEEPS.Bruce recites Moby Dick in valley girl lingo to impress Catatonia Surrenda repri...
Holiday Special
In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "POMEGRANATE CEREMONY" from their scintillating studio album VISION SWEEPS.Family members join the puppet crew for hilarity and suspect brownies.Surrenda describ...
Pie Crust Promises
In this episode:The Dragonsail Puppets perform "PRETENDERS PLAY" and "PEARL" from their scintillating studio album VISION SWEEPS.Zola must reckon with a pu pu platter.Puppets give thanks in the face of damning hist...
Halloween in the Wine Cellar
In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Inspirational Guest" and "Caution" from their scintillating studio album VISION SWEEPS.Bruce traps Catatonia and himself in the ship's wine cellar.Surrenda give...
Goldiefinger
In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Dark and "In It" from their studio album VISION SWEEPS.Onree's mother trolls Bruce for his bad habits.Surrenda chokes out our tears with laughter.Onree...
ASK SURRENDA: Wise Advice For Foolish Hussies, episodes 6-10.
Surrenda, grande dame of the Dragonsail Puppets, gives much needed advice to clueless hussies about:Dealing with potluck brownie snobsAvoiding grandchildren Removing lonely friends from your house who overstay...
Vision Sweeps
In this episode:The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Vision Sweeps" and "Horn of Plenty" from their studio album VISION SWEEPSBruce is drunk and Surrenda must warm a cold stick in her hand to deal with him Surrenda...
Life on Land
In this episode: • The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Heat Ladder" from their studio album ICE AND FIRE.• Surrenda must face the hussies in her neighborhood in person.• Catatonia tries to orient her mother in space in her...
Heading Home
In this episode:• The Dragonsail Puppets perform "One Touch Longer" and "The Island That Is Paradise" from their studio album ICE AND FIRE.• Winston's brother heads to the slammer.• Surrenda slays in her lizard hip bone cho...
Ape Going Up
In this episode:• The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Ape Going Up" and "Too Many Hands" from their studio album ICE AND FIRE.• Catatonia's mother pees in the planter.• Surrenda beats back Georgia Hotflash's ambition to join he...
Plump My Bilbos
In this episode:• The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Blue When Cooled" and "The Great Fires" from their studio album ICE AND FIRE.• Catatonia's mother thinks her microwave is a TV.• Surrenda tells a story from her childhood ...
Corn Nuts
In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Old Stone Face" and "The Giving Sea" from their studio album ICE AND FIRE.A suspicious identity thieving rascal threatens the crew with unspeakable mayhem yet again.
Ice & Fire!
In this episode:The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Ice And Fire" and "Invisible Journey" from their studio album ICE AND FIRE.Surrenda attempts to put together a raw primal epic show with a clueless cast.Catatonia's m...
Crushed Velvet
In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Lord of the Lair" and "Look No Further" from their studio album ICE AND FIRE.The unwelcome return of a scoundrel into the lives of the puppet crew outrages Catatonia and...
ASK SURRENDA: Wise Advice For Foolish Hussies, episodes 1-5.
Surrenda, grande dame of the Dragonsail Puppets, gives much needed advice to clueless hussies, such as:How to properly siphon back money owed to one by a family memberHow to redeem your frizzed-out hussy hairHow to...
Episode 33: Wet Garden
In this episode:The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Wet Garden" and "Wild Sanctuary" from their eleventh studio album WET GARDEN.The unwelcome return of a scoundrel into Surrenda's life impels her to recount Georgia Hotflash's ...
Episode 32: Hussies in Hollywood
In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "SPASM" and "A NEW LIGHT" from their eleventh studio album, WET GARDEN.The puppets visit the city of overgrown rodents and offending palm trees.Surrenda continue...
Episode 31: The Secret Exhibition
In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Lucifer Bug" and "Dome Jam" from their eleventh studio album, WET GARDEN.Catatonia must keep secret from Surrenda her attendance at an event with a convicted felon....
Episode 30: The Wake
In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Warm to Cool" and "Fluff" from their eleventh studio album, WET GARDEN.Surrenda turns an otherwise boring wake into a barn burner.Surrenda gives us the scoop on...